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He Needs Counseling

It was 100° by 10:00am the other day, and Jasper’s new favorite place to sleep is on my computer battery. 

Because it’s not HOT ENOUGH in this house.

Question: Will he get cancer from this?  Is there a computer battery therory like the cell phone theory?  

I’d really like to know, because one year my roommates and I unwittingly killed our  fish by keeping it on top of the microwave (it was the only empty surface in our tiny dorm room).  To be honest I don’t think I can handle that kind of guilt trauma again.

Although, considering his proclivity to sit INSIDE of plastic bags….

Could Jasper be trying to take his own life?  He’s such a drama queen.

  • Susan P.

    Speaking as a cat owner whose had them all my life (& I’m old), my learned opinion is that CAT = WEIRD.  So anything goes!  If you want to lure him to a certain spot, try placing an empty cardboard box there.  Seems that cat butts are magnetically drawn to cardboard.  Susan P.